"Don't throw up in the toilet!"

"I'm going to be sick"

"Don't throw up in the toilet!"
"Where then?"

"The paste bucket?" 

Our toilet broke. The joys of having your own flat. It flushes but it doesn't quite drain... And we weren't quite sure if fixing the toilet was our responsibility or our landlords. This is the second toilet issue we've had, the day we moved in it leaked all over the floor. Luckily at least it was unused then. Ick.
Turns out it is our landlord’s responsibility. The agency we rent through sent someone around to fix the toilet. Which thankfully he did and it was a big success. Someone had flushed a baby’s nappy down the toilet.

Man: "Have you flushed a nappy down the toilet?"

Riley: "No"

Man: "Do any children live here?"

Us: [puzzled] "No"
Man: "Any visitors with kids?"
Me: "Nope"

Riley: "This is a child free zone"
Man: "Okay" [Leaves]
Riley: "Why was he so convinced that we have children?"

An hour later we realised why: Buzz Lightyear, Optimus Prime and Darlek...

The 3 guardians of our bath...