I wish the fish didn't party so hard

Noise Complaints

 We recently had a noise complaint this is now our second and we are confused, very confused. Now is where I should inform you that me and Riley are boring, and we don't 'party'. Our days mostly consist of reading books, watching TV, cooking and sleeping. She goes out to uni and I go to work. Our flat is a pretty quiet place, so quiet in fact that the loudest thing in our flat is the noise of downstairs kids (and god they spend 90% of the day screaming and crying). And they have the cheek to complain that we are making noise.

The most recent noise complaint is even more baffling to us, as apparently our pet is too noisy... Yeah we only have 2 pets and they are both Goldfish. I may be wrong about this but as far as I know Goldfish don't make noises. They swim around all day and occasionally they might move a stone or two and other than that the only other noise is the pump to their tank. However I can't hear said stones or pump over the noise of downstairs kids! I really must tell the fish to stop partying while we are asleep.



(Maybe it's our flat ghost Dennis... )